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Can't find your friend, family member or perhaps even a son or daughter that perfect stocking stuffer this holiday season? Well, if they work in the corporate world, have problems respecting their mental midget of a boss, have a twisted sense of humor or all of the above, purchase a copy of The 5 Habits of Highly Successful Slackers (Because 7 is too Many). It makes a perfect holiday gift for that disenfranchised corporate drone you love so dearly.

They'll learn how to shirk useless responsibility, gain more free time and what to say when you call in sick - all while earning pay raises and promotions.

And for you employers, instead of buying a bag of coal as a goodbye letter for co workers this holiday, pick up a few copies of The 5 Habits to share at the annual holiday office party. Although it isn't worth much more than a clump of coal, it's a lot less messy.

The 5 Habits is sure to be a hit! And if isn't, don't worry, the paper burns in the fireplace a lot hotter and faster than coal, keeping your co-workers warm and toasty!

`Makes a Great Silly, Cheap Stocking Stuffer!`