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I'm not sure whether to laugh hysterically or be scared to death for our future. The new high school or college graduation gift standard."
- Sally Pfister, Corporate VP

"The concept of Slackism has got to be one of the most explosively outrageous and fulminantly dishonest proclamations I have ever heard. What worries me most is that this concept may detonate over corporate America like a hydrogen bomb."
- Gary "Grizzle" Clarkson, Ballistics Consultant

"Springfield's book is proof that today's intelligent youth treat corporate America like they do politics; a complete waste of time and effort." - Josie Meyer, Political Analyst

"Springfield is an idiot. A moron. An imbecile. But at least I now know what to say when you call in sick."
- T.K. Schwaggler, CEO Technotronic, Inc.

"If there is one book you must read before entering the corporate world, this is it. My top choice for a cheap stocking stuffer."
- James Westfall

"If there's a single book those serious about their career should avoid, it is the numbskull musings of KP Springfield. I don't know what irresponsible company hired that brain donor, but God help them."
- Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, Octagon Partners, LLC

"All executives should read this book in order to realize that a successful slacker can actually be an enormous asset. Their superlative capability in building positive perception can make any executive look good. Springfield is no doubt a crafty and interesting study."
- Rod Axlerod - Political Strategist

"Not productive enough to keep yet not detrimental enough to fire. What a dichotomy!"
- Tina Knudsen

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