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If you're not into sheltering your co-workers, friends, children, or best of all your friend's children, from the harsh realites of the corporate world, then purchase a copy of The 5 Habits of Highly Successful Slackers (Because 7 is too Many). It also makes a great high school or college graduation gift, and helps squelch those youthful, silly, naive ambitions of a successful career which always end up unfulfilled.

And instead of buying a bag of coal as a goodbye letter for co workers this holiday, The 5 Habits also make a great cheap stocking stuffer. Although it isn't worth much more than coal, it's a lot less messy.

(If for some reason the above link doesn't work, just go to www.authorhouse.com, click on "Bookstore" at the top, and type in K.P. Springfield)

Free Excerpt!

To prove this book actually exists, K.P. is making the first half of The 5 Habits available as an eBook download - free of charge! You'll get a sampling of the best call in sick excuses and how to successfully slack in any corporate environment. By offering up a large sample of the book, K.P. hopes people will see this book offers some useful enough advice to warrant dropping a measly $15 for the real thing.

`The New Graduation Gift Standard - The 5 Habits!`