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Looking to fake an illness? Or maybe you're really sick - sick of work - and you're just buying time before writing that goodbye letter to co workers. Whatever the reason, download the free excerpt from The 5 Habits of Highly Successful Slackers (Because 7 is too Many) to help you create the best call in sick excuses.

And although you might be lazy and unmotivated enough to lie about being sick, you won't be lazy and unmotivated enough to not purchase a copy of The 5 Habits, right? That's what we thought.

In the free excerpt, you'll get chapters like:

Inspiration
Laying the Foundation
The Slacker Profile
Why be a Successful Slacker?
Finding a Slacker Job

And you also receive one of the five essential habits:

Perception is Everything

What's not included are the other four habits:

Whatever!
The Team Player
Procrastination
Under the Radar

`What to Say When You Call in Sick`

`The 5 Habits Excerpts`

Nor one of the best parts of the entire book - The Lingo Lexicon. It's a comprehensive collection of all the most trite and rage-inducing corporate terms overused by blockheaded and uncreative executives. The Lingo Lexicon is a must have if you're going to talk the talk as well as walk the walk.

And remember, The 5 Habits makes a great graduation gift, silly stocking stuffer or even a riskee thank you note for coworkers.