The 5 Habits is a revolutionary self-help business book designed to assist overworked, underappreciated, and frustrated employees in reducing their work responsibility, stress levels, and time in the office while inproving their corporate image and bankroll.

After only two years of study and practice, K.P. achieved these milestones through identifying five key habits:

• Perception is Everything
• Whatever!
• The Team Player
• Procrastination
• Under the Radar

Springfield also introduces genius concepts like:

• "Diminishing ROE (Return on Effort) and Slacking Shangri-La"
• "ACTION REQUIRED - Not Really" flowchart
• The "Magical Quadrant of Successful Slacking"

Readers will also get to experience ridiculous characters like Achoo Bleseu, Nebby, Klepto Man, Dolt, Swindla, Scrote, and many others who made K.P.'s workplace even more surreal and ludicrous.

If that isn’t enough, The Five Habits closes with a “Lingo Lexicon” of every hackneyed corporate term imaginable so that aspiring successful slackers can *add value* and talk the talk while walking the walk.

By the end of the book, you will be *empowered* with the skills and knowledge to shirk useless responsibility and increase your time to go spelunking, spend time with family, or anything else that makes you a more jovial and sans-stress corporate American.

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